Jul 04, 2006 10:27
I did two cart shifts this weekend and can i just say that i have lost all hope for humanity.
Doing cart shifts the weekend before the 4th of july, not very fun.
Here are just a few things to keep in mind:
1. When you see me pushing a line of 8-10 carts and i am on an incline, please wait until i have fully passed you before you even start to back out. Just because the carts are now not behind you doesn't mean that i am not and you best be believing that if you even touch me with your precious pearl Escalade lady, i will sue your ass faster than you can (and will) peel out of the costco parking lot.
2. DON'T WALK THROUGH THE CART BAY!!! you want carts...wait for them and go around so we can continue to supply you with them without hitting you with a line of them.
3. If you see us moving a line of about 20+ carts up closer to the door so you don't have to walk into the cart bay to get them, please MOOOOVE!!
4. Just because i am female does not mean that a guy should move the line of 10 carts for me. I am a big and strong girl and i can do it myself, thankyouverymuch!
5. Respect me, please. Its not an easy job pushing 10 carts across a parking lot in 90 degree weather for 5 hours. I get tired and hot and sweaty and thirsty....please fucking respect me and my fellow cart people.
I am soooooooooooooooo looking forward to just laying on sean's dock and drinking beer today.
Happy 4th of July everybody...