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Right. No more caffeine. I've had 2 cups of coffee and am half-way through a gigantic cup of tea.

So what's everyone up to? I'm bored.
*fidgets*

I know! Anon meme! *digs one up from meme-tag*

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[anonymous]

I have done something I never thought I'd do: faked an orgasm.

[anonymous]

Oo. Why? How? Was he convinced?

[anonymous]

It takes me a hellalong time to get there, so he would've got bored before I actually did have one. By imitating myself when I do have one - ooh, aah, writhe, etc. While I can't be sure, I think he was convinced.

[anonymous]

:( *feels your pain*

Nothing worse than when you're just not in a sexy mood. Do you play with yourself during?

[anonymous]

Well, I was in a sexy mood, but he was being far too gentle (which I suppose I shouldn't complain about!). It wasn't actually full-on sex, so he was the one doing the playing, as such.