Observations on watching Twilight 2: Sparkle Harder
1. We wait 20 minutes for just the title to reveal?
2. A shirtless guy carries an unconcious girl out of a dark forest. And no one is creeped out by that?
3. Edward Cullen guy is either constipated/stoned or trying to act like Marlon Brando...
4. So, so, so, many shirtless werewolves. And said werewolves are so not gay, (but gay), fratboys?
5. Or are the vampires Mormon and the werewolves are Catholic?
6. Damn, that Bella chick is a werewolf dicktease!
7. Look mommy, it's Misteer Spaaaarkle!
8. Oh man, Michael Sheen camping it up rocks!
9. 2+ hours for a marriage proposal in an abstinence vampire movie. And there's still 2 more to go? Woo boy.
10. I genuinely like the scores to these movies.
2. A shirtless guy carries an unconcious girl out of a dark forest. And no one is creeped out by that?
3. Edward Cullen guy is either constipated/stoned or trying to act like Marlon Brando...
4. So, so, so, many shirtless werewolves. And said werewolves are so not gay, (but gay), fratboys?
5. Or are the vampires Mormon and the werewolves are Catholic?
6. Damn, that Bella chick is a werewolf dicktease!
7. Look mommy, it's Misteer Spaaaarkle!
8. Oh man, Michael Sheen camping it up rocks!
9. 2+ hours for a marriage proposal in an abstinence vampire movie. And there's still 2 more to go? Woo boy.
10. I genuinely like the scores to these movies.