Lyrics make me happy
Ok so I got this in an e-mail from a girl I know in Germany. I thought it was kinda a cool idea. So um yea. There you go.
This is how this works: first, there's questions and you have to answer them. that seems easy enough, right? well the difficult part is that you have to answer the questions with quotes and lyrics from songs.
DESCRIBE HOW YOU LOOK:
I am beautiful no matter what they say
TELL US A LIL' ABOUT YOURSELF:
I'm no crazy creep, I've got it coming
to me because I'm not satisfied
The hunger keeps on growing
I eat too much
I drink too much
I want too much
Too much
IF YOU COULD SAY ONE THING TO THE PERSON YOU LIKE WHAT WOULD IT BE:
Today I woke up alone wishing you were here with me,
I wanted us to be something that we'd probably never be.
What you see is what you get
This is me, hey you
If you want me, don't forget
You should take me as I am
'Cause I can promise you
Baby, what you see is what you get
IF YOU COULD SAY ONE THING TO YOUR WORST ENEMY WHAT WOULD IT BE:
You in the dark
You in the pain
You on the run
Living a hell
Living your ghost
Living your end
WHERE WOULD YOU GO TO VACATION:
Take me down to the paradise city
Country Roads take me home to the place I belong West Virginia
HOW DO YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW:
I'm not like them,
but I can pretend
I ain't even got to listen to all the stupid shit you say
I don't wanna do a god damn thing
WOULD YOU EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND:
You and me baby
ain't nothin but mammals
so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIENDS:
When you need someone
You just turn around
And I, will be there
When you're feeling low
Baby let me know
And I, will be there
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT UNDERAGE DRINKING:
if I get drunk well,
I'll pass out on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more
if you're drinkin'
well, you know that you're my friend
and I say I think I'll have myself a beer.
HOW DO YOU SPEND YOUR FRIDAYS:
He pushed me 'round
Now I'm drawin' the line
He lived his life
Now I'm gonna go live mine
I'm sick of wastin' my time
Well now I've been good for way too long
Found my red dress and I'm gonna throw it on
'Bout to get too far gone
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
Need a little bit more of my twelve ounce nutrition
One more helpin' of what I've been havin'
I'm takin' my turn on the sin wagon
On a mission to make something happen
Feel like Deliah lookin' for Samson
Do a little mattress dancin'
That's right I said mattress dancin'
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
Need a little bit more
Of what I've been missin'
I don't know where I'll be crashin'
But I'm arrivin' on a sin wagon
DO YOU HAVE A BOY/GIRL FRIEND:
Where's my boy with the jumping joy?
I always mingle but I'm still single
Where's my boy with the jumping joy?
My eyes they tingle but I'm still single
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR EX:
Shut the fuck up
I want you to remember
Everything you said
Every driven word
Like a hammer
Hell to my head
ANY WORDS OF ADVICE:
I have seen the others
and I have discovered
that this fight
is not worth fighting,
no, and I've seen their mothers
and I will not order
to follow me where I'm going.
So take your shower,
shine your shoes,
you've got no time to lose,
you are young
and you must be living,
go now you are forgiven
This is how this works: first, there's questions and you have to answer them. that seems easy enough, right? well the difficult part is that you have to answer the questions with quotes and lyrics from songs.
DESCRIBE HOW YOU LOOK:
I am beautiful no matter what they say
TELL US A LIL' ABOUT YOURSELF:
I'm no crazy creep, I've got it coming
to me because I'm not satisfied
The hunger keeps on growing
I eat too much
I drink too much
I want too much
Too much
IF YOU COULD SAY ONE THING TO THE PERSON YOU LIKE WHAT WOULD IT BE:
Today I woke up alone wishing you were here with me,
I wanted us to be something that we'd probably never be.
What you see is what you get
This is me, hey you
If you want me, don't forget
You should take me as I am
'Cause I can promise you
Baby, what you see is what you get
IF YOU COULD SAY ONE THING TO YOUR WORST ENEMY WHAT WOULD IT BE:
You in the dark
You in the pain
You on the run
Living a hell
Living your ghost
Living your end
WHERE WOULD YOU GO TO VACATION:
Take me down to the paradise city
Country Roads take me home to the place I belong West Virginia
HOW DO YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW:
I'm not like them,
but I can pretend
I ain't even got to listen to all the stupid shit you say
I don't wanna do a god damn thing
WOULD YOU EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND:
You and me baby
ain't nothin but mammals
so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIENDS:
When you need someone
You just turn around
And I, will be there
When you're feeling low
Baby let me know
And I, will be there
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT UNDERAGE DRINKING:
if I get drunk well,
I'll pass out on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more
if you're drinkin'
well, you know that you're my friend
and I say I think I'll have myself a beer.
HOW DO YOU SPEND YOUR FRIDAYS:
He pushed me 'round
Now I'm drawin' the line
He lived his life
Now I'm gonna go live mine
I'm sick of wastin' my time
Well now I've been good for way too long
Found my red dress and I'm gonna throw it on
'Bout to get too far gone
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
Need a little bit more of my twelve ounce nutrition
One more helpin' of what I've been havin'
I'm takin' my turn on the sin wagon
On a mission to make something happen
Feel like Deliah lookin' for Samson
Do a little mattress dancin'
That's right I said mattress dancin'
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
Need a little bit more
Of what I've been missin'
I don't know where I'll be crashin'
But I'm arrivin' on a sin wagon
DO YOU HAVE A BOY/GIRL FRIEND:
Where's my boy with the jumping joy?
I always mingle but I'm still single
Where's my boy with the jumping joy?
My eyes they tingle but I'm still single
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR EX:
Shut the fuck up
I want you to remember
Everything you said
Every driven word
Like a hammer
Hell to my head
ANY WORDS OF ADVICE:
I have seen the others
and I have discovered
that this fight
is not worth fighting,
no, and I've seen their mothers
and I will not order
to follow me where I'm going.
So take your shower,
shine your shoes,
you've got no time to lose,
you are young
and you must be living,
go now you are forgiven