Bleedin' Guitar Hero. . .
I think this will be my first drunk post to christen my new livejournal.
See, the thing is, whenever I get drunk, I really really really want to touch women, but there are never any women to touch, so I usually end up pretty lonely. This shit's gotta change, son. Women! Flock to me! Don't you like my beard? My morbid sense of humor? The fact that I have chewed on human bone? I know that turns you on. Now get yo ass over here and sit on my lap. That's right, girrrrrl.
Too many videogames and people and touchiness and playing cards and drinking games. Seriously. Someone attractive and with boobs get in my bed and let's go to sleep, ok? Do it I command it.
See, the thing is, whenever I get drunk, I really really really want to touch women, but there are never any women to touch, so I usually end up pretty lonely. This shit's gotta change, son. Women! Flock to me! Don't you like my beard? My morbid sense of humor? The fact that I have chewed on human bone? I know that turns you on. Now get yo ass over here and sit on my lap. That's right, girrrrrl.
Too many videogames and people and touchiness and playing cards and drinking games. Seriously. Someone attractive and with boobs get in my bed and let's go to sleep, ok? Do it I command it.