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Thought I would show you the story I sent to my friend on bebo when I was drunk. It probably seemed a good idea at the time, but now its is just funny.
Once upon a time there was a king who lived in a beautiful land. He had a massive castle that was so vast it went on and on. Because the castle was so big the village people all lived inside it and were happy. There was big balls every second night! The castle had many windows because everybody wanted to be able to see outside from where ever they were, the land was just that beautiful.
There was a mountain which always had snow on the top, the land was in a place where the only snow was found at Christmas so the people where scared of this mountain, fearing the snow on top of it. They loved to look at it, but never would they go near it.
One day the smurfs turned up and the door of the castle. The King dismissed them and sent them packing, they came back and told the King that they should play Checkers, if they won they could live in the land and the King had to move to the mountain, and if the King won they would leave and never come back.
The king agreed to this game because he was well known as an amazing cheakers player. He didn’t think there would be anyway he could lose to these smurfs!
That night, a ball was being held. The smurfs came in at midnight and brought with them a checkers board and the King agreed to play them at that moment. At first the King was winning, the smurfs had not caught any of the King’s peices yet the King had many of theirs. The smurfs didn’t seem worried though and this upset the King. The game took 3days and nights to play and during this time the King started growing tired, the smurfs were able to switch around as there was 50 of them, and only 1 King.
Then the smurfs suddenly took all of the King’s pieces and started cheering. The King was confused, no-body could beat him! He was forced out of his home and send up to the hill.
He watched the smurfs build a mini-castle infront of his old one where they would all live.
The moral of the story is, never try and beat the smurfs!
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Hmmm, I have no idea what was going on in my head at this time.
Once upon a time there was a king who lived in a beautiful land. He had a massive castle that was so vast it went on and on. Because the castle was so big the village people all lived inside it and were happy. There was big balls every second night! The castle had many windows because everybody wanted to be able to see outside from where ever they were, the land was just that beautiful.
There was a mountain which always had snow on the top, the land was in a place where the only snow was found at Christmas so the people where scared of this mountain, fearing the snow on top of it. They loved to look at it, but never would they go near it.
One day the smurfs turned up and the door of the castle. The King dismissed them and sent them packing, they came back and told the King that they should play Checkers, if they won they could live in the land and the King had to move to the mountain, and if the King won they would leave and never come back.
The king agreed to this game because he was well known as an amazing cheakers player. He didn’t think there would be anyway he could lose to these smurfs!
That night, a ball was being held. The smurfs came in at midnight and brought with them a checkers board and the King agreed to play them at that moment. At first the King was winning, the smurfs had not caught any of the King’s peices yet the King had many of theirs. The smurfs didn’t seem worried though and this upset the King. The game took 3days and nights to play and during this time the King started growing tired, the smurfs were able to switch around as there was 50 of them, and only 1 King.
Then the smurfs suddenly took all of the King’s pieces and started cheering. The King was confused, no-body could beat him! He was forced out of his home and send up to the hill.
He watched the smurfs build a mini-castle infront of his old one where they would all live.
The moral of the story is, never try and beat the smurfs!
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Hmmm, I have no idea what was going on in my head at this time.