boreddd. oh, happy valentine's day.

Feb 14, 2006 18:08

errr... survey.

1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? i don't want to say it on here, but i totally know who. she's really, really, REALLY annoying.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? hmm. this is actually kind of hard. some of the metal that derek listens too, i guess.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? wayyy too many people.

4. What is your favoite cheese? provolone or pepperjack

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal.What kind of sandwich would you have and what would be on it? mmk umm turkey and pepperjack cheese and lettuce and a little onions and ranch dressing. kind of boring, but my favorite. oh on really good roll bread too.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it? ryan gosling. definitely.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it? paul mccartney when he was young.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
i'm gonna buy... a good bag to carry my stuff in, for the next question. and a new pair of big sunglasses.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? barcelona, spain. or madrid. or costa del sol.

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that? eating some really good spanish food, or getting into a club, or buying clothes.

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be? smirnoff rasberry.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? hmm. either the 20s, the 50s, or the mid-1600s. and i am going to... in the 20s and 40s, just like, be awesome, or in the 1600s, im gonna meet shakespeare.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
boys are always inferior, and they know this, and they won't be cocky.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise? i dont know what i'd call it, but i think i would want to show people doing stupid things, and then make fun of them. cause i'm mean.

15. What is your favorite expletive?
shieze!

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? ask them what it was like to be an egyptian! after i flip out.

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno? hmm. my box of pictures.

18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? go skydiving, or cliff diving, or try to spend it with my favorite people.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be? i can shoot whatever the hell i want out of my fingertips. not just spaghetti (like dane cook says)

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? this is tough. really, really tough. either one of my trips or something from when i was really little.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? moving to new jersey/new york... im glad i live here, but the moving part was hard.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world!
umm... london! or australia!

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
i have nooo clueeee.

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!!"
someone's house in texas, cause thats mad far and it'd be cool to be able to just go there.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life? william shakespeare! idk if he counts. but i <3 him.

26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back and why? my grandpa... cause him and my grandma were so in love, and she still needs him.

this was interesting. umm, my valentine's day sucked for the most part, but then it did get better. i'm confused about us still... but anywayyyys, time for some homework or something. song-a-grams are awesome, i wish i got one. but the ones i sent turned out amazinggg... haha... esp in physics.
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