According to jobpredictor.com my ideal job is be Emperor of all the world!!!!!!!!!!! yeah that's right, i'm gonna be awesome. Need to come up with a new master plan, any ideas?
If minions were to do the work for her, the minions would be quick to realize that Katie is expendable because she does nothing but living off their backs. This probelm could be somewhat corrected by putting untamed fear into her minions, but then again Katie does not strike me as the scary type. Even if she was, most people have no problem using any means necessary to remove the useless.
So, if she were to use minions to do the hard work, she would constantly be trying to fight off their attempts to remove her. Avoiding assassination attempts and the like tends to cause a ton of paranoia not to mention a high probability of death or oustation. Not really the high life there.
Then again, she could always be subverted by her minions and be used as a figurehead to take all the blame caused by the actions of the aforementioned minions. She'd probably be living quite well, but she'd have no power whatsoever and if the people ever decided to revolt, she's the first one on the list of people to kill.
So hard work or no work, governing the world not exactly the cup of tea anyone would first think.
So? All that changes is that now Katie is doubly useless, thus twice as suspect for assassination, and they have to pay the assassin(s) more to kill the both of you. Also, even though you're claiming to be her trusted right hand, Katie will probably now fear you. This isn't turning out all that well for Katie.
I don't think you understand that if Derrick rules the whole planet with an iron fist, a good half of the world will revolt. One of those countries will likely be Japan which, as we all know, is the epicenter of the Ninja. Just how long do you think a person could last in office with a bunch of ninjas trying to kill him?
As for Katie, it's very likely that Derrick wouldn't be able to overthrow her before everyone else does.
Ok, Mr. Rain on Katie's Parade... the point of all of this is that the predictor dealy says that she was born to rule the world. You can't argue with fate.
So, if she were to use minions to do the hard work, she would constantly be trying to fight off their attempts to remove her. Avoiding assassination attempts and the like tends to cause a ton of paranoia not to mention a high probability of death or oustation. Not really the high life there.
Then again, she could always be subverted by her minions and be used as a figurehead to take all the blame caused by the actions of the aforementioned minions. She'd probably be living quite well, but she'd have no power whatsoever and if the people ever decided to revolt, she's the first one on the list of people to kill.
So hard work or no work, governing the world not exactly the cup of tea anyone would first think.
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
As for Katie, it's very likely that Derrick wouldn't be able to overthrow her before everyone else does.
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment