Top Ten Reasons No One Should Go To This School

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1. Living with someone not of my own choosing
2. Shitty town
3. Stupid people running the fucking school
4. Bitchy girls
5. Frat/Sorority Domination of Social Scene
6. Boring Frat/Sorority Domination of Social Scene
7. Upper-middle class, white, sheltered, bratty, snotty, J-Crew polo-wearing, asses
8. Bitchy girls
9. Shitty pool hours
10. Cheap alcohol