Once I was the King of Spain,Now I eat humble pie
Mr.Morris is a funny man.
Today in science he pulls out a rabbit fur which he was going to rub against a ruler to demonstrate something about static electricity.
The class goes:WOAH! Is that real fur? Awww,that's so sad...and on..
Somebody else goes:It was probably dead already.(Like,it wasn't killed for the fur).
Mr.Morris: No it wasn't dead already. I trapped it in my backyard and slit its throat.
Oh,Mr.Morris.You make me laugh.
I told my dad this story and he thought it was hysterical.
Today in science he pulls out a rabbit fur which he was going to rub against a ruler to demonstrate something about static electricity.
The class goes:WOAH! Is that real fur? Awww,that's so sad...and on..
Somebody else goes:It was probably dead already.(Like,it wasn't killed for the fur).
Mr.Morris: No it wasn't dead already. I trapped it in my backyard and slit its throat.
Oh,Mr.Morris.You make me laugh.
I told my dad this story and he thought it was hysterical.