Idiot Caller # 8billion and 1
"Thank you for calling direcT...."
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHUT OFF MY CABLE"
"Uhm Ma'am, I dont have enough information yet to know even if your services have been shut off. Can i have the name on the account?"
"Southern moron that cant read #412887655"
"And your name?"
"*sigh* Southern moron that cant read #412887655"
"And ma'am, i am now showing that all your satelite services are active on all recievers."
"I have a snowy screen though. Comcast did that once, and same thing happened! You shut it off!"
"A Snowy screen is usually the result of the incorrect channel being set on the tv. If you like we can try a few things and resolve this for you."
"NO YOU STUPID FUCKING JACKASS, YOU ALL SHUT OFF MY TV EVEN THOUGH I PAID MY BILL"
"Maam, if we had shut off your service, you would get an error message on your screen. are you getting that message?"
"NO I TOLD YOU I DONT GET MESSAGE CAUSE YOU DONE SHUT IT OFF"
"Its not shut off maam, its on the wrong channel"
"Its NOT on the wrong channel. its on channel 56 and i always got chanel 56 before you shut off my service. TURN IT BACK ON"
"Fine. I'll reactivate services that are activated. No change? ok give it 24 hours and call us back if it doesnt come back on at that time (by which time it will be MY day off and you will get someone Else) Thank you for calling DirecTV today"
**Notes on acct: CM Is extremely difficult to deal with / Insisted that acct was term because she has a snowy screen / refused to allow me to help her resolve issue / Reason for belief: Comcast shut off services once and caused a snowy screen**
word of note: If your DTV service is terminated, you will recieve "Please Call Customer Servie ext 721, 722, 723, 724, 746" based on the type of disconect and reciever you have. it will never just be static.
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHUT OFF MY CABLE"
"Uhm Ma'am, I dont have enough information yet to know even if your services have been shut off. Can i have the name on the account?"
"Southern moron that cant read #412887655"
"And your name?"
"*sigh* Southern moron that cant read #412887655"
"And ma'am, i am now showing that all your satelite services are active on all recievers."
"I have a snowy screen though. Comcast did that once, and same thing happened! You shut it off!"
"A Snowy screen is usually the result of the incorrect channel being set on the tv. If you like we can try a few things and resolve this for you."
"NO YOU STUPID FUCKING JACKASS, YOU ALL SHUT OFF MY TV EVEN THOUGH I PAID MY BILL"
"Maam, if we had shut off your service, you would get an error message on your screen. are you getting that message?"
"NO I TOLD YOU I DONT GET MESSAGE CAUSE YOU DONE SHUT IT OFF"
"Its not shut off maam, its on the wrong channel"
"Its NOT on the wrong channel. its on channel 56 and i always got chanel 56 before you shut off my service. TURN IT BACK ON"
"Fine. I'll reactivate services that are activated. No change? ok give it 24 hours and call us back if it doesnt come back on at that time (by which time it will be MY day off and you will get someone Else) Thank you for calling DirecTV today"
**Notes on acct: CM Is extremely difficult to deal with / Insisted that acct was term because she has a snowy screen / refused to allow me to help her resolve issue / Reason for belief: Comcast shut off services once and caused a snowy screen**
word of note: If your DTV service is terminated, you will recieve "Please Call Customer Servie ext 721, 722, 723, 724, 746" based on the type of disconect and reciever you have. it will never just be static.