So, I told Cal I'd write a summary of the book as soon as I finished it. And I STAY TRUE TO MY WORD. Kinda. I still have to summarize Loki's part of the book. But in the meantime...
...goddammit. Why didn't he stay dead like a good manipulative asshole?
ALSO can no longer resist.
Dear Storm Constantine,
I hereby challenge you to a KUNG FU BATTLE, that I might prove your writing skills inferior in the eyes of the Martial World.
My magnificent Literature-Asserting Pen Style has never been defeated.
If you are not a shameless hack, fit only to scrabble a living from the dreams of the most foolish of pseudo-Wiccans and slash-fans, I shall eagerly await your prompt reply.
Honorable regards, Francescu
(I have been doing these ALL DAY in the emo-meme, except that I challenge people's emo. I am completely, hopelessly mad today.)
GOOD. OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE HAD TO CHALLENGE YOU. IN BOLDS.
PS. I know Greek mythology, and some Norse, and very little Aztec (I fail at my own myths, but I can totally spell the gods' names.) And I like to browse through Godchecker. It's educative.
...I am seriously thinking of bringing this incamp if we get a plague of angst. I'd either virus Fran or use cuebattlemusic to unleash a virtuous Wulin warrior to challenge and defeat the emo!
YES EXACTLY. And then there would be spectacular asskicking fights and EVERYONE WOULD FEEL BETTER becaus THE MAGNIFICENT EMO-REJECTING SWORD ART CANNOT KNOW DEFEAT.
Just. What. Why is Mother Earth Russian? Also, didn't Thiede, Iunno, DIE at the end of the third book? I could've sworn I remembered cheering at that.
I...almost responded to this with "Dear Storm Constantine: I hereby challenge you to a KUNG FU BATTLE..." I am so, sd crazy today.
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He showed up again in Shades and trained Cal in [another dimension], there Cal acquired the [teleportation] ability and got the [Sword_of_light] item.
I laughed out loud at KUNG FU BATTLE.
I seriously need to finish this thing, I forgot to mention that Mother Russia explained the Wraeththu origins to Darq.
PS: Divozenky were Earth spirits according to slavic mythology... google said so.
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ALSO can no longer resist.
Dear Storm Constantine,
I hereby challenge you to a KUNG FU BATTLE, that I might prove your writing skills inferior in the eyes of the Martial World.
My magnificent Literature-Asserting Pen Style has never been defeated.
If you are not a shameless hack, fit only to scrabble a living from the dreams of the most foolish of pseudo-Wiccans and slash-fans, I shall eagerly await your prompt reply.
Honorable regards,
Francescu
(I have been doing these ALL DAY in the emo-meme, except that I challenge people's emo. I am completely, hopelessly mad today.)
...she what. Yes, finish it, so I can boggle.
PS. Why didn't I know that? I should have. =\
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(HAHAHA I need to see that. And madness is good.)
I'M ON IT. IT'S A BIG BOOK.
PS. My google-fu is stronger than yours... and I was dying to know if there was any particular reason for Mother Earth to be Russian.
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(It's...um. Basically any thread I'm in except for the ones with Ken. Because I started those before the kung fu invaded my brain.)
GOOD LUCK.
PS. I clearly need to brush up on my Russian mythology; I only knew about a quarter of those.
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PS: I know nothing of Russian mythology.
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PS. Mythology is kinda a hobby of mine. I like it, so I go read it for fun. Ergo, new myths I haven't read are awesome.
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PS. I know Greek mythology, and some Norse, and very little Aztec (I fail at my own myths, but I can totally spell the gods' names.) And I like to browse through Godchecker. It's educative.
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PS: Awesome. *goes*
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It would be awesome "Dear CFUD Emo: I hereby challenge you to a KUNG FU BATTLE"
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