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Apr 10, 2006 19:34


Quote: "He's from real Ireland!"
-One of my teammates said this.  We met one of the guys from the guy's rugby team and he was from dubland, ireland.  Being in boston, there is so many irish that when you meet one from the native land, its unexpected.

Quote:
"awkward (adj): (a) marked by or causing embarrassment or discomfort (b) not at ease socially; unsure and constrained in manner (c) you

You can turn any situation into a painful event. When you walk to class, you can't decide whether you should say hi to people you know or not. You laugh at all of your own jokes. Every conversation you have has a drawn-out awkward silence in it. You sit in a chair that makes a farting noise and rock back and forth, making it abundantly clear to those around you that the seat cushion provided the noise-not you. You pretend to check your voicemail to avoid eye contact. At gatherings you stand alone noticing the groups of people conversing, all in little circles with their backs to you."

-yeah was looking at the groups on live journal and one of my friends for NWH had this group "Hello...I'm awkward."  The farting chair nearly made me fall off my seat with laughter.  I could totatlly relate, which made it so hilarious.  Who hasn't sat in a farty chair.

Comment:  Lesbians are better.  For reason I have the most fun with my gay friends.  Better parties, and no drama.  The only downside is its hard to talk about guys.  Just doesn't work.  Too bad I can't switch to the other team.

~swift *da dum da dum*
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