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Holy frickin crap my cousins and uncle are no longer safe. This is a wikipedia article about BATTELLE, Alabama. >.< Given to me by the now paranoid about Battelle Keekers.
Battelle, Alabama
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Battelle, Alabama is a ghost town located in DeKalb County, Alabama. Battelle was once a thriving mining community which was spread in a north - south line along the foot of Lookout Mountain five miles north of Valley Head, Alabama. Today the forest has reclaimed the whole area and not a single building remains to cast the aura of the ghost town. Today scattered brick, piles of rotted lumber, an occasional piece of metal, mark the ruins of Battelle. Here and there a tame rosebush still fights for survival among the weeds and vines and a row of jonquils looks strangely out of place.
Add to this what we already know:
1. Battelle is a company that involves itself in the health industry, working with chemicals.
2. Nobody knows exactly what they do, not even their employees are legally allowed to say what happens behidn those walls.
3. SECURITY TRUCK NEAR MY APARTMENT.
4. They have their own block of survallienced grounds.
5. SECURITY TRUCK
6. NEAR MY APARTMENT.
7. Should one take a glance at the lit windows in ANY of the buildings, all that is visble in them are empty desks. EMPTY DESKS.
8. NEAR MY APARTMENT WAS THE LONE SECURITY TRUCK.
Now there's a ghost town too?!
The only thing that can save my sanity now, (heh, heh heh), is the addition of a sidekick to Crazy Sailor Man. That's right! Crazy Sailor Man has a sidekick!! Random Wagon Guy!! No seriously, this guy is awesome. Old, but not as old as Crazy Sailor Man, and he rides a crappy bicycle with a red flyer wagon attached to the back and the wagon is ALWAYS FULL OF RANDOM CRAP. It's amazing. Everytime he goes riding out into traffic I swear that wagon is going to take out a car.
Crazy Sailor Man and Random Wagon Guy are going to save us from the evil forces of Battelle.
Battelle, Alabama
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search
Battelle, Alabama is a ghost town located in DeKalb County, Alabama. Battelle was once a thriving mining community which was spread in a north - south line along the foot of Lookout Mountain five miles north of Valley Head, Alabama. Today the forest has reclaimed the whole area and not a single building remains to cast the aura of the ghost town. Today scattered brick, piles of rotted lumber, an occasional piece of metal, mark the ruins of Battelle. Here and there a tame rosebush still fights for survival among the weeds and vines and a row of jonquils looks strangely out of place.
Add to this what we already know:
1. Battelle is a company that involves itself in the health industry, working with chemicals.
2. Nobody knows exactly what they do, not even their employees are legally allowed to say what happens behidn those walls.
3. SECURITY TRUCK NEAR MY APARTMENT.
4. They have their own block of survallienced grounds.
5. SECURITY TRUCK
6. NEAR MY APARTMENT.
7. Should one take a glance at the lit windows in ANY of the buildings, all that is visble in them are empty desks. EMPTY DESKS.
8. NEAR MY APARTMENT WAS THE LONE SECURITY TRUCK.
Now there's a ghost town too?!
The only thing that can save my sanity now, (heh, heh heh), is the addition of a sidekick to Crazy Sailor Man. That's right! Crazy Sailor Man has a sidekick!! Random Wagon Guy!! No seriously, this guy is awesome. Old, but not as old as Crazy Sailor Man, and he rides a crappy bicycle with a red flyer wagon attached to the back and the wagon is ALWAYS FULL OF RANDOM CRAP. It's amazing. Everytime he goes riding out into traffic I swear that wagon is going to take out a car.
Crazy Sailor Man and Random Wagon Guy are going to save us from the evil forces of Battelle.