Shot Through the Heart and You're Too Late

Nov 09, 2007 23:17

Honey You Give Love A Bad Name. Fuckin' busting out Bon Jovi in this hizzle. XD Moving along. . . . . .

Funtastic updates from both the Resident Evil (Campus area and downtown) and Silent Hill (west side of Columbus) sides of this blasted city. WooT!

Let's start out with Battelle!! Not much about this lately, except for their security truck always seems to magically appear out of no where when I walk near their grounds. Oh and everytime I walk home from class there are always people having a smoke break, (sometimes only one sometimes more), and they always stop paying each other mind and watch me walk by. Now I know some of you may be thinking "oh well that's because there's nothing else for them to do and you're the only other person around and blah blah blah" BUT I know that they know that I'm on to them. Those fuckers are only having a smoke so they can plot against me. Bastards I'm on to you!!

Now for some exciting and erie Silent Hill news! While I know where I live is dead center to Silent Hill, (or maybe it's that Electric Railway station a few blocks away which btw I also have to pass them on my way home from school AND work but whatever point is I'm rather close to it), it still managed to take me by suprise the other day. It happened in the middle of my japanese class, fyi class is located in Resident Evil. I was sitting there trying to focus when all of a sudden I hear sirens and what sounds like really heavy chains. Now I know that there is a LOT of construction going on in campus, but unlike those of you trying to argue reason to me I'm going to stay open minded about this. Fucking Pyramid Head made his way to Resident Evil. I'm actually suprised I didn't see S.T.A.R.S. running from him past my classroom window. And don't bother reminding me that my class is on the third floor because I'll just stop listening to you. Jerk.  Oh snapsorez, winamp is playing a silent hill song now. I'm on to you too winamp.

And super exciting news!!! I've come to realize that there is a crazy sailor looking old man living in one of the apartments around here! He's fucking amazing! I half expect him to stop me and bust out some old "Fucking whale attack in the middle of the Bermuda on a tues in the snow" type of story. It's fucking amazing! Plus! Uber suspiciousness here, the only days I see him out and about are when it's gloomy and dark. Bright sunny days? Not a sight to be seen of him. And he likes to pick up garbage/litter off of the ground. He probably takes care of the grounds here. When the zombie apocalypse comes, and the few of us still alive hit a point where we can't run or fight, Crazy Sailor Man is going to come busting out of no where and save the world.

resident evil, silent hill

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