new song

[swichyouturnoff]

I have no head for figures
My hands cannot explain
Endangered animals and acid rain
I see dead rivers running dry
I see the activists march and whine
how they cry, singing
"why must we desicrate this land"
i'll tell you why:
Because we can. Thats why
Save the whales, save the seals
save the eagles, save the bison
and the beach, why not save your breath?
Save the purpose, save the gerbil
save the racoon and the rat
why not save some cash?

I am a human
I am a god damn human being
I walk erect

see the cheetah
oh so supple
looming quick as he chases a gazelle
but he can't drive a car
at least not very far

I am a human
im a god damn human being
i can pay for sex
and whipe my ass

"what gives mankind the right to kill?
I'll tell you what:
Guns, big fucking guns
with giant fuckin bullets, pal.

I am a human
I'm a god damn human being
I can shave my balls