regarding last weekend...
...here's some more detail for the curious.
I've been liking this girl since august
we've been hanging out a lot the past month. she cut my hair. Proved that vegan food doesn't HAVE to taste like cardboard and shit!
Turns out she's like me, but with a vagina...so that's good.
well we decided that Valentine's day is a bull-shit holiday and if you're going to be romantic on that day why not any random day?
so instead we gathered all our single friends, mainly her friends since my friends here are all in the corner making out with somebody. We watch Disney movies, drink some drinkies, lots of funny.
her friends are lightweights. They were gone by 1:30 about halfway through beauty and the beast (which I finally got to see again for the first time since I was like...11, jeese)
so we're just watching the movie and somehow we start talking about "well, if i was the beast!" or "if i were Gaston I'd be SO much more manly!!!"
this eventually leads to something about head rubbing and how it could put even the most angry of mythical monsters to sleep.
we then proceed to rub each others heads in tandem.
then i massaged her mouth...with my mouth
and that silly little situation continued throughout the night with small reaks for brittish accents and about 3 hours of sleep.
then we got coffee
long story short, to quote Starsky and Hutch:
I like her style
She digs my moves
there. be happy. now you know
I've been liking this girl since august
we've been hanging out a lot the past month. she cut my hair. Proved that vegan food doesn't HAVE to taste like cardboard and shit!
Turns out she's like me, but with a vagina...so that's good.
well we decided that Valentine's day is a bull-shit holiday and if you're going to be romantic on that day why not any random day?
so instead we gathered all our single friends, mainly her friends since my friends here are all in the corner making out with somebody. We watch Disney movies, drink some drinkies, lots of funny.
her friends are lightweights. They were gone by 1:30 about halfway through beauty and the beast (which I finally got to see again for the first time since I was like...11, jeese)
so we're just watching the movie and somehow we start talking about "well, if i was the beast!" or "if i were Gaston I'd be SO much more manly!!!"
this eventually leads to something about head rubbing and how it could put even the most angry of mythical monsters to sleep.
we then proceed to rub each others heads in tandem.
then i massaged her mouth...with my mouth
and that silly little situation continued throughout the night with small reaks for brittish accents and about 3 hours of sleep.
then we got coffee
long story short, to quote Starsky and Hutch:
I like her style
She digs my moves
there. be happy. now you know
