An Election Day E-Mail

Nov 03, 2008 23:00

To: Everyone Zero Knows
From: Zero
Subject: VOTE YOU SQUALLERS

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mparkerceo November 4 2008, 05:23:35 UTC
Hey!



Okay, okay, Ohio!

But if our candidate doesn't win, you know that just means they rigged it.

And then we can make them pay.

BREATHE.

Parker

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swerval_zero November 4 2008, 05:30:52 UTC


I WILL BREATHE ON WEDNESDAY.

Do you think I should go camp out at the polling place?

Zero

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mparkerceo November 4 2008, 05:37:58 UTC


... Especially all those arrests.

Although maybe bribery and record-erasure would fix that?

Parker

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swerval_zero November 4 2008, 05:44:48 UTC


...I'm pretty sure the other party would find out about it eventually. Sorry.

-Zero

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mparkerceo November 4 2008, 05:48:07 UTC
Crush my dreams!



But clearly, it won't be me, after the Secret Service talks to Teal Deer.

And yes, I think you should camp at the polls.

I'm tormenting people in my dorm, along with the other ex-pats. You do your thing. I'll take over the TV room and do mine.

Parker

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swerval_zero November 4 2008, 05:50:30 UTC


Not that that would ever happen, of course.

I have snacks! And my camcorder. And I think Twitch is going to overnight me some quaaludes.

-Zero

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mparkerceo November 4 2008, 05:58:20 UTC


Thanks for that. Although this makes me wonder what Becky and the Cranky Ninja are up to these days.

Yay snacks! And the camcorder is required. Link me to your liveblog if you get it hooked up.

Won't your mother killing Twitch on election night possibly throw a pall on the precinct?

Parker

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swerval_zero November 4 2008, 06:01:11 UTC


Hopefully voting. Assuming they're not convicted felons...

What my mother doesn't know won't hurt me.

Zero

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mparkerceo November 4 2008, 06:06:46 UTC


I can't see anyone slapping cuffs on Miho without getting a skull fracture. So I'd bet she's hitting the polls tomorrow.

As long as you don't leave any video evidence of what you were doing... I'm in another country and will be willing to bail you out of jail.

Again.

Parker

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