First, I'd like to thank my wonderful fake boyfriend
peter__parker, for being such an absolutely swerval kidnapping victim!
Now, credit where credit is due: the cracked-out people who are not us. Our special guest star yesterday and today, Crazy Fake Santa, and our one-comment handwavey guest stars, Officers
Jeff Smax and
Robyn Slinger, are denizens of Neopolis, home of the legendary
Top 10 precinct. If you like superheroes or police procedurals or well-written comics, check 'em out. If you like fantasy or laughing your ass off, be sure not to miss the tie-in graphic novel
Smax, home of the single most hilarious splash page I have ever seen in comics. Seriously.
Crazy Fake Santa does not have a Wikipedia entry, but: he's crazy and he thinks he's Santa. Oh, and he has superpowers. I think you get the general idea.