this weekend i....

[swept_offmyfeet]

flew in a plane
caught a huge mouse the size of my butt
blew my nose in my hand
stuck a smarties pack up my butt
wore my shoes on the wrong feet
cried out my elbow
went to a festival in sweden
and danced on a lime green bmw.

actually all that stuff wasn't even as cool as my weekend was. and i didn't do any of all that anyway. so bam in yo face

it was ok i guess. jim, i'm in a weird mood. log me off and put a carrot in my mouth.