fucktard

Jan 05, 2006 16:23

ok so you know your an alcoholic when:

you drink by yourself.
drink to get fucked up.
get natural light because its cheap and gets you fucked up.
you knock on random peoples doors because you hear loud music and asume that there is beer.
when you save all your change throughout the week just so you can get a few forties.
you can pound 2 forties and still not feel anything.
black out almost everytime you get wasted
piss your pants more then twice a week
sober maybe one day during the week.

anymore out puts. comment.

now if you fit more then 2 of these standards you might want to pick up an AA class for a couple weeks
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