"josh hartnett has a big dick!" - jennifer moore

[swell_dancers]

after a bottle of vodka during justin timberlake on leno, jennifer has compiled a list of celebrities complete with penis description:

above average pleasers -
sean penn
mark wahlberg
josh hartnett
adrian brody
heath ledger
simon rex
adam sandler (possibly)
dane cook
matthew mcconaughey
jake gyllenhaal

compensators -
michael jackson
colin farrell
tom cruise
ryan philippe
ben affleck
brad pitt
leo decaprio
johnny knoxville (we'll see this friday)

average lovers -
nick lachay (but has girth)
bobby fisher (currently sitting next to my right)
johnny depp (long, but "kinda skinny")
keanu reeves
orlando bloom
carson daly