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Okay, I had the wierdest dream last night.
EDIT: This entry turned out a bit....okay, a lot longer than I expected. If you actually read the whole thing, I will be flattered but surprised.
I dreamt that I was on this mystery solving expidition type thing, and I thought I had to go to Mt. Kilimijaro (sp?). I was kinda freaking out for a bit saying that I did not want to go, but they told me that I had to, and besides it wasn't Mt. Kiliminjaro (Silly me!) it was some random tomb in a graveyard of someone by the last name of Minjaro. Uuuuh, okay. So we go on this long voyage to the place, and what we have to do is open the tomb and retrieve some artifact. But alas, we need to do some hocus pocus to open the tomb. Basically a riddle. It was dark, and kinda reminded me of the graveyard scene from Happy Potter GoF. Then finally I solved the riddle, and some ghastly thing appeared in the air. I didn't know that by solving the riddle, I became victim to the illuminati curse. Hmm, way for Angels and Demons!
I want to say that there was more, but I think this is the point when I woke up, checked the clock, saw that it was 8ish, freaked because earlier I ignored my alarm clock because I knew that dad would wake me up anyway, ran out of my bed, looked outside, saw no snow, knew that we couldn't have a snow day and that I overslept, ran to my mom, asked her why it's 8, was informed that there's no school and went back to bed. Lovely.
Surprisingly, the dream continued after this. We came back to my house (which looked nothing like my house in real life). Had a little party there for doing what we were supposed to do. I remember that on the way back, my cell phone kept on ringing because my parents were so worried. Anyway, after the party I went to this random ass salon. There were these drug machines, I guess, which connect to the person's mouth and magically make their eyes bigger/look more awake. So I figured "hm. I'm kinda tired. I think I'll take a whack at it." So I got hooked up to these, and had to face two ugly people trying to look more awake. One of them was doing quite well, but the other just looked like he or she was about to die. While I was hooked up, I was reading three magazines: Cosmo, Seventeen, and Victoria's Secret (which doesn't really exist unless you count the catalogue).
After treatment, I didn't really feel more awake but whatever. I wanted to buy two of the magazines that I was reading, so I had to go through some intricate process to get them: right before I exited my seat, the attendant took them and told me to meet her at the register. At the register, she had to look through a bunch of folders to find mine, which contained my official documents. Why some wierd lady in a drug salon had them? Still pondering that one. I also called my dad and told him that I'm buying magazines but since I don't have cash he can pay for them and I'll pay him back. He was pissed off. But, while we were at the cash register, there were these tall ass bookshelves behind us. A random girl wanted to jump off from the top of one. It's not like she wanted to kill herself, she just wanted to jump. My dad freaked out and would not let her. Their conversation went something like this:
Dad: No
Girl: Yes
Dad: I can't let you
Girl: I'll still jump
Dad: Just get down safely
Girl: No
Dad: You're wasting more time arguing. You could already be down by now
Yeah it was that wierd. I forget how that one ended but after that I went to CVS to buy another magazine. I totally forgot which ones I bought though. I thought I bought Cosmo and Seventeen, but I actually bought Seventeen and Victoria's Secret. So I had to run back and change Seventeen for Teen People. Wow, I am such a bad magazine junkie! Then I stood in like for a grand total of three minutes at which point the girl at the register told me that for some reason, this particular register is unable to ringing up magazines. (It's a dream, okay?). Well, me being me, I threw a hissy fit that I was waiting in line for so long (3 minutes...oh em eff gee!). Surprisingly, the girl was very nice about it and called the manager who miraculously made the register capable of ringing up magazines. For the record, I payed with my own money this time.
It's all kinda blurry after that so I'll just skip to the very end, which is the most crucial. It was later at night and we were sitting around a table, and the room was only lit by candles. Then, some man got up and said "This is the secret of the illuminati curse:" and again, some ghastly letters formed in the dark room in the air, and they spelled out
Everyone falls ill
(I do not know how I knew what that meant in the dream but it means that those who fall under the illuminati curse will die. Everyone implies everyone victim to the illuminati curse, and ill really means dead)
Immediatly after this, the man said "I am sorry, I must go now". It took me two seconds to realise what is going on and do the same. I departed the table saying "Sorry, We will discuss later". I ran after the man, but he was nowhere to be found.
Creepy dream. It's cool how I remember it so vividly. While I was writing this, I remembered a short segment of a dream that I had before this one
I was hanging out with my best friend Katya just like old times. First we were at my house (which actually remotly resembled my real house this time), and also at the playground. At one point when we were at the playground, we were on the monkey bars when a bear came out of the forest. We freaked out, but couldn't do anything because we were alone. Suddenly, the bear goes to Katya's side of the monkey bars, stands on two feet, and says "There is a bear" (This is so funny to retell but it was just plain wierd in the dream). Katya replies with "Um, I can see that". Then the bear comes to me, and does the same. I reply with "I am well aware."
That's the only part of the Katya dream that I can remember. It's wierd because the reason why I had it is because I was thinking about camp, and during camp we had a bit of a bear incident, which freaked the shit out of me (and only me).
I also remembered an even smaller bit of a dream I had that involved going back to school.
I woke up to go to school, grabbed my bag, and got on the school bus. Then when I was hanging out with my friend in school, I realised oh shit I don't have my notebook. So I called my dad and asked him to bring it for me. He did.
And holy shit this is the longest entry I've ever written. Wow. Just wow.
EDIT: This entry turned out a bit....okay, a lot longer than I expected. If you actually read the whole thing, I will be flattered but surprised.
I dreamt that I was on this mystery solving expidition type thing, and I thought I had to go to Mt. Kilimijaro (sp?). I was kinda freaking out for a bit saying that I did not want to go, but they told me that I had to, and besides it wasn't Mt. Kiliminjaro (Silly me!) it was some random tomb in a graveyard of someone by the last name of Minjaro. Uuuuh, okay. So we go on this long voyage to the place, and what we have to do is open the tomb and retrieve some artifact. But alas, we need to do some hocus pocus to open the tomb. Basically a riddle. It was dark, and kinda reminded me of the graveyard scene from Happy Potter GoF. Then finally I solved the riddle, and some ghastly thing appeared in the air. I didn't know that by solving the riddle, I became victim to the illuminati curse. Hmm, way for Angels and Demons!
I want to say that there was more, but I think this is the point when I woke up, checked the clock, saw that it was 8ish, freaked because earlier I ignored my alarm clock because I knew that dad would wake me up anyway, ran out of my bed, looked outside, saw no snow, knew that we couldn't have a snow day and that I overslept, ran to my mom, asked her why it's 8, was informed that there's no school and went back to bed. Lovely.
Surprisingly, the dream continued after this. We came back to my house (which looked nothing like my house in real life). Had a little party there for doing what we were supposed to do. I remember that on the way back, my cell phone kept on ringing because my parents were so worried. Anyway, after the party I went to this random ass salon. There were these drug machines, I guess, which connect to the person's mouth and magically make their eyes bigger/look more awake. So I figured "hm. I'm kinda tired. I think I'll take a whack at it." So I got hooked up to these, and had to face two ugly people trying to look more awake. One of them was doing quite well, but the other just looked like he or she was about to die. While I was hooked up, I was reading three magazines: Cosmo, Seventeen, and Victoria's Secret (which doesn't really exist unless you count the catalogue).
After treatment, I didn't really feel more awake but whatever. I wanted to buy two of the magazines that I was reading, so I had to go through some intricate process to get them: right before I exited my seat, the attendant took them and told me to meet her at the register. At the register, she had to look through a bunch of folders to find mine, which contained my official documents. Why some wierd lady in a drug salon had them? Still pondering that one. I also called my dad and told him that I'm buying magazines but since I don't have cash he can pay for them and I'll pay him back. He was pissed off. But, while we were at the cash register, there were these tall ass bookshelves behind us. A random girl wanted to jump off from the top of one. It's not like she wanted to kill herself, she just wanted to jump. My dad freaked out and would not let her. Their conversation went something like this:
Dad: No
Girl: Yes
Dad: I can't let you
Girl: I'll still jump
Dad: Just get down safely
Girl: No
Dad: You're wasting more time arguing. You could already be down by now
Yeah it was that wierd. I forget how that one ended but after that I went to CVS to buy another magazine. I totally forgot which ones I bought though. I thought I bought Cosmo and Seventeen, but I actually bought Seventeen and Victoria's Secret. So I had to run back and change Seventeen for Teen People. Wow, I am such a bad magazine junkie! Then I stood in like for a grand total of three minutes at which point the girl at the register told me that for some reason, this particular register is unable to ringing up magazines. (It's a dream, okay?). Well, me being me, I threw a hissy fit that I was waiting in line for so long (3 minutes...oh em eff gee!). Surprisingly, the girl was very nice about it and called the manager who miraculously made the register capable of ringing up magazines. For the record, I payed with my own money this time.
It's all kinda blurry after that so I'll just skip to the very end, which is the most crucial. It was later at night and we were sitting around a table, and the room was only lit by candles. Then, some man got up and said "This is the secret of the illuminati curse:" and again, some ghastly letters formed in the dark room in the air, and they spelled out
Everyone falls ill
(I do not know how I knew what that meant in the dream but it means that those who fall under the illuminati curse will die. Everyone implies everyone victim to the illuminati curse, and ill really means dead)
Immediatly after this, the man said "I am sorry, I must go now". It took me two seconds to realise what is going on and do the same. I departed the table saying "Sorry, We will discuss later". I ran after the man, but he was nowhere to be found.
Creepy dream. It's cool how I remember it so vividly. While I was writing this, I remembered a short segment of a dream that I had before this one
I was hanging out with my best friend Katya just like old times. First we were at my house (which actually remotly resembled my real house this time), and also at the playground. At one point when we were at the playground, we were on the monkey bars when a bear came out of the forest. We freaked out, but couldn't do anything because we were alone. Suddenly, the bear goes to Katya's side of the monkey bars, stands on two feet, and says "There is a bear" (This is so funny to retell but it was just plain wierd in the dream). Katya replies with "Um, I can see that". Then the bear comes to me, and does the same. I reply with "I am well aware."
That's the only part of the Katya dream that I can remember. It's wierd because the reason why I had it is because I was thinking about camp, and during camp we had a bit of a bear incident, which freaked the shit out of me (and only me).
I also remembered an even smaller bit of a dream I had that involved going back to school.
I woke up to go to school, grabbed my bag, and got on the school bus. Then when I was hanging out with my friend in school, I realised oh shit I don't have my notebook. So I called my dad and asked him to bring it for me. He did.
And holy shit this is the longest entry I've ever written. Wow. Just wow.