[not-a-fic] first story i picked up today

[sweetwintersong]

Okay, okay. Shoot me for this. But anyway.

There are two dumplings on a ship. Their dialogue goes something like this:

Dumpling A: Hey, what time is it?

Dumpling B: Dunno.

*ten seconds*

Dumpling A: Hey, what time is it?

Dumpling B: IDK.

*ten seconds*

Dumpling A: What time is it?

Dumpling B: I swear, ask me one more time and I am pushing you off this ship!

Dumpling A: Kay.

*ten seconds*

Dumpling A: What time is it?

Dumpling B: >( *pushes off ship*

Dumpling A: WHAAAAAAA ;.; /hits water

Yeah. Just...yeah.