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I have a cake fortress.

You can't have any.

...I'm spending the rest of my life in here as a hermit.

Also, bristled lied, he actually is an alien. Proof.

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[illguideyouhome]

A cake fortress?

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Yes.

[illguideyouhome]

...How does that even work?

It'll go bad if you just keep it there.

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It's a fortress made out of cake.

No it won't.

[illguideyouhome]

How does it hold?

It will.

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...It just does. You're annoying.

I'LL EAT IT BEFORE IT DOES.

[illguideyouhome]

And you think you aren't?!

That's a short 'rest of your life'.

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Of course I'm not. Main characters aren't annoying.

...WHAT ARE YOU, GOD OR SOMETHING?

[illguideyouhome]

I'm the main character of my fandom.

...You're weird.

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...Which is why I skip over your chapters in Jump.

Thank you~

[illguideyouhome]

...Oh.

Wasn't a compliment!

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...I'm kidding. I read Jump from start to finish.

It is to me~ Ah~ Stop hitting on me~

[illguideyouhome]

HAR HAR FUNNY. I don't care either way.

.....I'm not.

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Every main character cares. Even I do! I do heroic things to keep the ratings up.

Oh, stop~

[illguideyouhome]

I didn't know about ratings.

No, you stop, weirdo!

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You didn't? What kind of moron are you?! How'd your show become so popular then?

My my, you're such a flatterer.