stoner.

[sweetvandal]

my house looked diagonal when i was trying to open the door.
later pussies.
me and heather have the biggest balls out of all of you.
my best friends would have been all for it.
my admirer likes to show off in his neon in front of my work.
and all my coworkers make funn of him.
lol. poor guy.
he was probably so hot in mexico.
heathergotmestonedthankyou♥
my mom told me to make a list for what i want in my future husband so god will know what to give me.
5'10+;
strong;
smart;
tough;
streetwise;
dark hair;
tanable skin lol;
respect (in all aspects);
believes in god;
well endowed;
weed;
halarious;
awesome smile;
goal oriented;
driven;
social;
outgoing (ballsy);
healthy eater;
respects our environment;
southerncalifornia;
extreme sports.



You're a Garbage Pail Kid!! You're dirty, foul,
disgusting, and wrong. But you're still funny
as hell.

What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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lol.. i used to collect gpk cards with jimmy muldoon.

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