Dear Santa
This year I've been busy!
In March I set
savephoenix's puppy on fire (-66 points). In July I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June I bought porn for
bradk25e (-10 points). In February
leftygoessolo and I robbed a bank (-50 points).Last Tuesday I helped
theatreislife87 across the street (6 points). In November I farted in an elevator (-6 points).Last month I helped
quest4theatre hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been nice (451 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
sweetstar06
My life has been great!! Nothing can bring me down!!