Junk Food Fix
Did I really just reach around my fresh healthy organic green apples and push aside both the freshly cut cantaloup and the strawberries to grab the jalapeno cheddar chip dip?
It would appear so...
*in classic romantic Juliet vioce*
Aahhhh sweet junk food. Where have you been all my life? I welcome thy heartburn-causing spicy goodness with open arms.
Fruit would be jealous if it knew of my love for you... of my secret dark desires to taste you instead when he's after my attentions. Hush now! Everyone has told me that Fruit is the better choice. Fruit will provide all that I need, and though it does taste sweet to the tounge, I still find myself dreaming of you in your absense. I know you're no good for me and you'll only cause me pain in the end... but I need you now more than ever. I have given Fruit all the attention I can stand for one day. Now come away with me... I do so miss the taste of you when you're gone.
Yes, I do have issues.