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montana west didnt appreciate me nearly as much as crock rock did. last night was a costume contest. most exotic costume won $500. i got a lot of compliments before hand, but when it came time to parade myself (and my bitch [brian was all chained up and being led by a big chain leash]) around on the dance floor, i hardly got any cheers....oh well, what do you expect. thugs dont wanna see freaks in their clubs, they wanna see bare ass. and ALOT of chicks had just that. bare freakin ass walking around. strawberry shortcake, french maids, playboy bunnies, nurses, witches in mesh and lengerie, all with their ass hanging out and bending over and showing everything. *sigh* big blow to the self esteem....this is why i *DONT* do that sort of thing....i hate the way it feels....so embarassing. i dont feel too bad though. the winner was this huge dude in a french maid outfit (and yes he showed off just like the girls). maybe id have done better if i showed off a little, but anyone who knows me KNOWS im not the type to go skaking my ass down a runway. i just dont do it...i feel ridiculous if i try. erg...oh well im just glad it was in quakertown and not allentown, i didnt know ne one there and they didnt know me....no harm no foul...could have really used that $500 though...oh well....never really expected to win in the first place. and now i have a nice little hangover to contend with....working 12-8 is gonna be SO much fun... ::rolls eyes::