Mar 06, 2008 19:05
It's true. The only reason they are taking our delegates out of the race is because everyone else is jelous of us and Florida. We have bigger cocks. In fact Florida literally IS a huge cock and we are a hand getting ready to jack off another big penis. Not as big as Florida but still a lot bigger than everyone else's.
It's bogus to think that we voted "too early". Everyone else is being immature and sensitive.
I bet whenever the map of Florida or Michigan is ever shown on TV, they don't think twice about censoring it. Florida should be proud about how their state looks. I wish I lived on a huge penis. But instead I have to live under a gigantic penis.
I'm in a stupid mood right now. I'm sorry.