hags

Jun 18, 2005 15:47

I can picture myself in ten years with ten cats, ten meaningless tattoos, and ten knives strapped to random body parts of mine. A severed head or two in the refrigerator, my telephone line bugged by retarded federal agents, nine bodies incinerated in the basement, two sex slaves ( with a scheme to abduct the third), 9 packets of Ramen noodles, twelve pigeons I hate living in my bedroom (oh i mean in the room where the stained mattress is at), and a bounty hunter aiming his titanium crossbow at my head as I'm trying to brush my teeth for the first time in months.

I'm just anticipating the sharp weapons and the leather body suit now....this is, of course, because high school is over.

Happy summer vacation to you all. Beware of being hassled on the street. If not, I'll be sure to keep a switch blade up my vagina should you choose not to comply with my dialogue and sponsor a child. Well...yeah, oh the dreams I hold so close to my heart.

Rupture the spleen
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