The Livejournal Paid Account - Getting a BJ and then blogging about it on LJ
Someone posted this on somethingawful.com's forums in a thread making up sex positions
The Hatredcopter -A more metal, version of The Sit-and-Spin, The Hatredcopter requires a girl you hate who can do the splits and Dethklok on repeat. Bonus points if she isn't too fond of you either."Interesting - considering this is a song with Pickles doing vocals....
The Beast of Burden - Any sexual position involving the wearing of an army issue backpack full of rocks.
and
Fisterectomy. - I think it's kinda like forcefully stealing one's soul through the vagina.
I'm fond of The Art School Strangler - lesbian sex in an art school bathroom while strangling the girl who's eating you out, The Five Finger Discount involves being fisted at Bi-Lo and the Brisbane Bus lane Commission which is being gang banged by all the boys from high-school who now work as public servants and have lost their boyish good looks in favor for looking like they're in their late 30s in their mid 20s.
The Hatredcopter -A more metal, version of The Sit-and-Spin, The Hatredcopter requires a girl you hate who can do the splits and Dethklok on repeat. Bonus points if she isn't too fond of you either."Interesting - considering this is a song with Pickles doing vocals....
The Beast of Burden - Any sexual position involving the wearing of an army issue backpack full of rocks.
and
Fisterectomy. - I think it's kinda like forcefully stealing one's soul through the vagina.
I'm fond of The Art School Strangler - lesbian sex in an art school bathroom while strangling the girl who's eating you out, The Five Finger Discount involves being fisted at Bi-Lo and the Brisbane Bus lane Commission which is being gang banged by all the boys from high-school who now work as public servants and have lost their boyish good looks in favor for looking like they're in their late 30s in their mid 20s.