startswithone aka STUPID SEXY FLANDERS is both parts STUPID and SEXY, here is an example:
WHOLEY FUCK! I'M WEARING BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IS THIS RAPE-ING UR MIND JUST NOW OR WAT?
BLUE X WHIIIIIIIIIIIITE
AND IF YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET ANY MUCH WORSE:
IT JUST DID!