Mar 09, 2007 15:32
5. Be her boyfriend, scold her for taking too long to get ready.
4. Use her hair straightener
3. Tell her she looks fat (she's a size 6)
2. Get her hair wet.
1. Sing the first line of Eskimo Joe's "Sarah" - - - "SARAH! Won't you tell me your name?"
She seriously fucking HATES that line, so I make a point of singing it loudly and often.
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