Math Class Quote..... i'm leaving this as public.
11/19/04
-Orestes: “Parallels of the same perpendicular are equal.”
-Jenna: “If a line is parallel to two other lines, they are perpendicular.”
-Ian: “Did you just tell Maggie to hit me? That would’ve been hurtful, literally.”
-Ian: “Patty paper, patty paper, baker’s man!”
11/23/04
-Orestes: “You only need three kedits (credits).”
11/24/04
-(about two dumb people putting their heads together and being smart)
Orestes: “No, you just get twice the dumbness.”
Jenny: “That’s mean.”
Orestes: “No, that’s logic.”
-Orestes: “…unless it’s undercase (lowercase).”
11/29/04
-Orestes: “parallel angles”
-Jenny: “Friends don’t let friends get into Accelerated Math.”
12/1/04
-Orestes: “Don’t be a pinner (?).”
12/3/04
-Jenny: “My milkshake is better than yours.”
12/7/04
-Ian: “Put your pencil and calculator away; you just need a pencil.”
12/8/04
-Ian: “After I realized I was wrong, I got it right.”
12/9/04
-Orestes: “Is it going to be a whole number or a decimal? A
decimal, no?”
-Nevin: “Three minus eight equals five.”
12/10/04
-Orestes: “There is no way to logic it out?”
-Jenny: “Mr. Silver, I’m starting now, but first I have to call Ian
‘Greek Boy!’ ”
12/13/04
-Orestes: “I have never gone to the bathroom.”
-Ian: “Is that like mean ‘average’ or mean ‘evil?’ ”
-Ian: “Can we burn the New-and-Improved Book?”
-Ian: “Yes, he keeps hoboes in his basement.”
12/15/04
-Ian: (on calculator screen)
tan(JENNY)
(What is the tangent of Jenny?)
-Ian: (on calculator screen)
tan(JENNY)
0
(“The tangent of Jenny is zero!”)
12/21/04
-Orestes: “I’ll say what I want and I’ll want what I say!”
-Orestes: “Now I need a scissor (pair of scissors).”
-Orestes: “What do you call writing utensils in a bad neighbor-
hood? Pencils in da hood! ”
12/23/04
-Jenny: “On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a partridge in a pear tree. On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me five calling birds and a French…”
(I didn’t hear the rest)
1/4/05
-Ian: “Each angle of a rect-triangle is a right angle.”
1/13/05
-Mr. Silver: “I found no problems with any of your answers.”
Ian: “I thought they were all problems.”
1/21/05
-Orestes: “I got my eyebrow caught in my calculator.”
-Orestes: “Do we got any French people in the house?”
1/25/05
-Jillian: “Go to guidance, Orestes, go to guidance!”
-Jillian: “I’m an alien, Jenny! There’s a zipper on my back!”
1/27/05
-Mr. Silver: “Some of you just need to touch-up.”
Ian: “The new condiment!”
1/28/05
-Jenna: “I have to have something to chew on.”
Ian: “Are you teething or something?”
Jenna: “Sort of.”
1/31/05
-Mr. Silver: “Page 260.”
Ian: “What page Orestes?”
Magatha: “He’s not here!”
Ian: “Are you going to hit me now?”
2/10/05
-Ian: “I see munchkins before my eyes.”
2/11/05
-Mr. Silver: “There’s something we need to address.”
Ian: “Our envelopes?”
2/14/05 (Valentine’s Day)
-Ian: “Advice Column: Ask Orestes”
2/16/05
-Ian (to someone else): “…even though you’re telling Stacey answers!”
Stacey: “What?”
Ian: “Rabbit ears!”
-Ian: “Dan wants to be frozen in Area 51.”
-Stacey: “I wanna buy a manatee!”
2/17/05
-Jenny: “Ooh…that’s cold.”
Ian: “No, it’s warm!”
2/23/05
-Ian: “Okay, I need to remember that: b is the y inter-slope.”
3/2/05
-Orestes: “X after y except after c.”
3/8/05
-Maggie: “My cat burps.”
-Jillian: “I looked at number A.”
3/10/05
-Maggie: “I couldn’t figure out if it was the k-scale or the k-
factor.”
-Jenny: “Ich bin schwarz.” [German for, “I am black.”]
3/11/05
-Ian: “Whatever happened to Jenna?”
Jenny: “She died.”
Orestes: “I hope so.”
-Ian: “Magatha’s a terrorist!” [She said she bombed a test.]
-Jenny (on her paper): “48 + 6 = 44”
3/15/05 (Beware the Ides of March!)
-Jillian: “Is [problem] 30 a low number?”
Mr. Silver: “Yes, like your IQ.”
-Jenny: “You said the B-word! You said the B-word! Algebra!
Algebra! Wait, that’s an A-word…”
3/16/05
-Jenna: (on calculator screen)
I FEEL ICKY
3/17/05 (St. Patrick’s Day)
(The following didn't actually happen in Math class. Jenny was just talking about it.)
-Jenny: “I have an idea!”
Jenny’s sister: “Do you need some Tylenol?”
3/29/05
-Jenny: “What do you get when you cross Ian with Orestes?”
Stacey: (on calculator screen)
MAYBE YOU GET JENNY
-Dan: “Orestes already looks like a carrot.”
3/30/05
-Jenny: My Meadows is better than your Meadows. And my
milkshake is better than yours.”
4/8/05
-Ian: “Yay! I fail!”
-Stacey: “Three-o-ten pm.”
4/11/05
-Ian (to Jenny): “Your nose is shiny.”
4/14/05
-Maggie: “I am so, incredibly, wrong.”
Ian: “So am I, but I’m wronger.”
-Ian: “Maggie’s the overacheeser (overachiever).”
4/15/05
-Orestes: “I have a banana.”
Ian: “You have bulimia!?”
4/18/05
-Orestes: “I have no scary Persian (person?).”
4/20/05
-Mr. Silver: “Do you have any questions about what was marked
wrong?”
Ian: “Did you say Montreal?”
4/22/05 (Earth Day)
-Maggie: “Orestes has pneumonia?”
Ian: “That would be great!”
-Jenna: “Hey, what’s the answer to #1?”
Ian: “I’m not there yet.”
-Jenna: “Beast Boy is my hero!”
4/26/05
-Jenna: “I know how high the mountain is: really high.”
Ian: “Taller than Jenny!”
-Mr. Silver: “You’re basically making a radius.”
Ian: “And an ulna.”
5/5/05 (Cinco de Mayo)
-Jenny: “Why are we so obsessed with Pi?”
Ian: “Because it comes in all sorts of different flavors.”
5/10/05
-Ian: “I think I pulled an eyebrow hair out with my calculator!”
5/12/05
-Jenny: “Do I have permission to draw a target on the chalkboard?”
Mr. Silver: “No.”
Jenny: “Do I have permission to draw a target on Ian?”
(Jenny was playing with a rubber band.)
5/18/05
-Ian: “Maggie’s a missionary!” (because she made Jenny see the light)
5/20/05
-Jenny: “Ian has a ghetto booty.”
5/24/05
-Stacey said “love handles,” but Ian thought she said “glove handles!”
5/31/05
-Ian: “Jenny, your elbow looks funny. There’s something on it.”
Jenny: “No, I have a bruise. I ran into a window.”
-Jenna (to Ian): “You are an especially frail person if a burp hurts you.”
6/8/05
-Mr. Silver: "Now bubble in male or female."
Jenny: "Okay, Ian. It's time to decide."
(we were filling in a Scantron)
-Orestes: “Parallels of the same perpendicular are equal.”
-Jenna: “If a line is parallel to two other lines, they are perpendicular.”
-Ian: “Did you just tell Maggie to hit me? That would’ve been hurtful, literally.”
-Ian: “Patty paper, patty paper, baker’s man!”
11/23/04
-Orestes: “You only need three kedits (credits).”
11/24/04
-(about two dumb people putting their heads together and being smart)
Orestes: “No, you just get twice the dumbness.”
Jenny: “That’s mean.”
Orestes: “No, that’s logic.”
-Orestes: “…unless it’s undercase (lowercase).”
11/29/04
-Orestes: “parallel angles”
-Jenny: “Friends don’t let friends get into Accelerated Math.”
12/1/04
-Orestes: “Don’t be a pinner (?).”
12/3/04
-Jenny: “My milkshake is better than yours.”
12/7/04
-Ian: “Put your pencil and calculator away; you just need a pencil.”
12/8/04
-Ian: “After I realized I was wrong, I got it right.”
12/9/04
-Orestes: “Is it going to be a whole number or a decimal? A
decimal, no?”
-Nevin: “Three minus eight equals five.”
12/10/04
-Orestes: “There is no way to logic it out?”
-Jenny: “Mr. Silver, I’m starting now, but first I have to call Ian
‘Greek Boy!’ ”
12/13/04
-Orestes: “I have never gone to the bathroom.”
-Ian: “Is that like mean ‘average’ or mean ‘evil?’ ”
-Ian: “Can we burn the New-and-Improved Book?”
-Ian: “Yes, he keeps hoboes in his basement.”
12/15/04
-Ian: (on calculator screen)
tan(JENNY)
(What is the tangent of Jenny?)
-Ian: (on calculator screen)
tan(JENNY)
0
(“The tangent of Jenny is zero!”)
12/21/04
-Orestes: “I’ll say what I want and I’ll want what I say!”
-Orestes: “Now I need a scissor (pair of scissors).”
-Orestes: “What do you call writing utensils in a bad neighbor-
hood? Pencils in da hood! ”
12/23/04
-Jenny: “On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a partridge in a pear tree. On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me five calling birds and a French…”
(I didn’t hear the rest)
1/4/05
-Ian: “Each angle of a rect-triangle is a right angle.”
1/13/05
-Mr. Silver: “I found no problems with any of your answers.”
Ian: “I thought they were all problems.”
1/21/05
-Orestes: “I got my eyebrow caught in my calculator.”
-Orestes: “Do we got any French people in the house?”
1/25/05
-Jillian: “Go to guidance, Orestes, go to guidance!”
-Jillian: “I’m an alien, Jenny! There’s a zipper on my back!”
1/27/05
-Mr. Silver: “Some of you just need to touch-up.”
Ian: “The new condiment!”
1/28/05
-Jenna: “I have to have something to chew on.”
Ian: “Are you teething or something?”
Jenna: “Sort of.”
1/31/05
-Mr. Silver: “Page 260.”
Ian: “What page Orestes?”
Magatha: “He’s not here!”
Ian: “Are you going to hit me now?”
2/10/05
-Ian: “I see munchkins before my eyes.”
2/11/05
-Mr. Silver: “There’s something we need to address.”
Ian: “Our envelopes?”
2/14/05 (Valentine’s Day)
-Ian: “Advice Column: Ask Orestes”
2/16/05
-Ian (to someone else): “…even though you’re telling Stacey answers!”
Stacey: “What?”
Ian: “Rabbit ears!”
-Ian: “Dan wants to be frozen in Area 51.”
-Stacey: “I wanna buy a manatee!”
2/17/05
-Jenny: “Ooh…that’s cold.”
Ian: “No, it’s warm!”
2/23/05
-Ian: “Okay, I need to remember that: b is the y inter-slope.”
3/2/05
-Orestes: “X after y except after c.”
3/8/05
-Maggie: “My cat burps.”
-Jillian: “I looked at number A.”
3/10/05
-Maggie: “I couldn’t figure out if it was the k-scale or the k-
factor.”
-Jenny: “Ich bin schwarz.” [German for, “I am black.”]
3/11/05
-Ian: “Whatever happened to Jenna?”
Jenny: “She died.”
Orestes: “I hope so.”
-Ian: “Magatha’s a terrorist!” [She said she bombed a test.]
-Jenny (on her paper): “48 + 6 = 44”
3/15/05 (Beware the Ides of March!)
-Jillian: “Is [problem] 30 a low number?”
Mr. Silver: “Yes, like your IQ.”
-Jenny: “You said the B-word! You said the B-word! Algebra!
Algebra! Wait, that’s an A-word…”
3/16/05
-Jenna: (on calculator screen)
I FEEL ICKY
3/17/05 (St. Patrick’s Day)
(The following didn't actually happen in Math class. Jenny was just talking about it.)
-Jenny: “I have an idea!”
Jenny’s sister: “Do you need some Tylenol?”
3/29/05
-Jenny: “What do you get when you cross Ian with Orestes?”
Stacey: (on calculator screen)
MAYBE YOU GET JENNY
-Dan: “Orestes already looks like a carrot.”
3/30/05
-Jenny: My Meadows is better than your Meadows. And my
milkshake is better than yours.”
4/8/05
-Ian: “Yay! I fail!”
-Stacey: “Three-o-ten pm.”
4/11/05
-Ian (to Jenny): “Your nose is shiny.”
4/14/05
-Maggie: “I am so, incredibly, wrong.”
Ian: “So am I, but I’m wronger.”
-Ian: “Maggie’s the overacheeser (overachiever).”
4/15/05
-Orestes: “I have a banana.”
Ian: “You have bulimia!?”
4/18/05
-Orestes: “I have no scary Persian (person?).”
4/20/05
-Mr. Silver: “Do you have any questions about what was marked
wrong?”
Ian: “Did you say Montreal?”
4/22/05 (Earth Day)
-Maggie: “Orestes has pneumonia?”
Ian: “That would be great!”
-Jenna: “Hey, what’s the answer to #1?”
Ian: “I’m not there yet.”
-Jenna: “Beast Boy is my hero!”
4/26/05
-Jenna: “I know how high the mountain is: really high.”
Ian: “Taller than Jenny!”
-Mr. Silver: “You’re basically making a radius.”
Ian: “And an ulna.”
5/5/05 (Cinco de Mayo)
-Jenny: “Why are we so obsessed with Pi?”
Ian: “Because it comes in all sorts of different flavors.”
5/10/05
-Ian: “I think I pulled an eyebrow hair out with my calculator!”
5/12/05
-Jenny: “Do I have permission to draw a target on the chalkboard?”
Mr. Silver: “No.”
Jenny: “Do I have permission to draw a target on Ian?”
(Jenny was playing with a rubber band.)
5/18/05
-Ian: “Maggie’s a missionary!” (because she made Jenny see the light)
5/20/05
-Jenny: “Ian has a ghetto booty.”
5/24/05
-Stacey said “love handles,” but Ian thought she said “glove handles!”
5/31/05
-Ian: “Jenny, your elbow looks funny. There’s something on it.”
Jenny: “No, I have a bruise. I ran into a window.”
-Jenna (to Ian): “You are an especially frail person if a burp hurts you.”
6/8/05
-Mr. Silver: "Now bubble in male or female."
Jenny: "Okay, Ian. It's time to decide."
(we were filling in a Scantron)