Tales from Lover's Lane
Here are two funny stories from work today... keep in mind I was only actually there for 4 hours... so there was a lot of crazy people out between 5 and 9.
1) This one is short:
So this couple comes in and as usual I greet them and tell them if they have any questions to just go ahead and come find me, I'll do the best to answer their questions. So the guy turns to me and says "I have a question." and I say, "Ok." and he says "How are babies made?" and I said "If you need to ask me that, then you shouldn't be in here." and then he just starts laughing.... weird
2) This is a little longer:
So Janelle and I are just chatting by full figure when this explorer full of guys pulls up. About 6 pile out and Janelle and I decide that these guys can't be any older than 14 - 16 years old... So they are all kind of hiding behind the car when all of a sudden one of the guys waves Janelle outside. So she doesn't want to go out, so I say that I will. So I ask the guys what I can do for them and the guy who waved us out there says that his friend wants a gift for his girlfriend, but he is too chicken to come in the store. So I say "Are you guys even 18?" and the guy freaks out "18? 18? But the age of consent is 16!!!" So I tell him that we have pornographic material in there and that they must be 18 to enter. He proceeds to tell me that, that's crap and then they leave.
I wanted to ask them all if they are ready to be daddy's yet, and if they aren't ready to be daddy's that they shouldn't be having sex, but I restrained myself.
1) This one is short:
So this couple comes in and as usual I greet them and tell them if they have any questions to just go ahead and come find me, I'll do the best to answer their questions. So the guy turns to me and says "I have a question." and I say, "Ok." and he says "How are babies made?" and I said "If you need to ask me that, then you shouldn't be in here." and then he just starts laughing.... weird
2) This is a little longer:
So Janelle and I are just chatting by full figure when this explorer full of guys pulls up. About 6 pile out and Janelle and I decide that these guys can't be any older than 14 - 16 years old... So they are all kind of hiding behind the car when all of a sudden one of the guys waves Janelle outside. So she doesn't want to go out, so I say that I will. So I ask the guys what I can do for them and the guy who waved us out there says that his friend wants a gift for his girlfriend, but he is too chicken to come in the store. So I say "Are you guys even 18?" and the guy freaks out "18? 18? But the age of consent is 16!!!" So I tell him that we have pornographic material in there and that they must be 18 to enter. He proceeds to tell me that, that's crap and then they leave.
I wanted to ask them all if they are ready to be daddy's yet, and if they aren't ready to be daddy's that they shouldn't be having sex, but I restrained myself.