Yarr
I know I haven't posted since forever. So here is a quick update of my life:
My room is tragically messy.
I'm dating David for 3 days. When we break up I get to slap him. Then he leaves me to live in Arizona.
I saw Casey again. Akward... then O.K. but still a little akward.
I'm working at MacKenzie again. My hands smell like bleach and pizza. Yuck. Twins work there now. No matter what I do I can't tell them apart.
For Scott's BDay five of us hiked up a mountain and in to a forest to eat fondue and a giant cookie-cake.
We invented a game called Jenga war. Four people simultaniously build "cities" with Jenga blocks. Each has to be at least a hand tall. Once completed we flick the blocks at each other to try and level the other "cities". Winner has the last blocks standing. Then shove all the blocks down Timmy's pants.
I was thoroughly dissapointed with Meet the Fockers.
Adam ripped apart my bedding trying to get me to come to Dell Taco with him. It is 6am and I haven't slept yet.
Dione's boobs were huge today. HUGE!
David and I snuck into a hotel for a complimentary continental breakfast and dip in the pool. Cheapest-coolest date I have ever been on.
Watched Luke smoke an unfiltered Lucky Strike lit on BOTH ends through a ghetto bong constructed at Denny's. It nearly killed him.
I think my grandparents think I am a crack-whore.
End.
My room is tragically messy.
I'm dating David for 3 days. When we break up I get to slap him. Then he leaves me to live in Arizona.
I saw Casey again. Akward... then O.K. but still a little akward.
I'm working at MacKenzie again. My hands smell like bleach and pizza. Yuck. Twins work there now. No matter what I do I can't tell them apart.
For Scott's BDay five of us hiked up a mountain and in to a forest to eat fondue and a giant cookie-cake.
We invented a game called Jenga war. Four people simultaniously build "cities" with Jenga blocks. Each has to be at least a hand tall. Once completed we flick the blocks at each other to try and level the other "cities". Winner has the last blocks standing. Then shove all the blocks down Timmy's pants.
I was thoroughly dissapointed with Meet the Fockers.
Adam ripped apart my bedding trying to get me to come to Dell Taco with him. It is 6am and I haven't slept yet.
Dione's boobs were huge today. HUGE!
David and I snuck into a hotel for a complimentary continental breakfast and dip in the pool. Cheapest-coolest date I have ever been on.
Watched Luke smoke an unfiltered Lucky Strike lit on BOTH ends through a ghetto bong constructed at Denny's. It nearly killed him.
I think my grandparents think I am a crack-whore.
End.