Hello Clarice
Well, I don't know if you guys have noticed him, but there is definitely a future serial killer in the Bon. He sits all by himself every day, but not near the windows like any respectable outcast. He sits at a round table in the very middle eating white-bread sandwiches and blankly staring off into space with a smile on his face. His eyes are a little googly, like out of his head, and he is meticulously well-groomed. Probably because his overbearing mother verbally flayed him as a child for not washing his hands. This poses a problem for me. As far as I can tell there are two ways to stay out of the path of a serial killer. You can stay so far away from him that you are never a target, or you can get so close that he sends you the hearts of his victims (ala Clarice and Hannibal). I prefer to stay leagues away, but I do stare at him alot and I believe serial killers are unduly perceptive. And there is always the chance that he decides to take out the whole school in which case I'm fucked anyway. But there is a chance that if I get close enough to him I could sublimate his tendencies into constructive activities, like being an artist. But once again I run the risk that he kills of the object of his affections (ala Norman Bates and blonde girl). This is my number one question of the day.