i kicked my sandwich because i'm sexy and i do what i want.....*G*

[sweetmissbrat]

Random silliness found while wandering LJ.....Take Yyour birth month, the day of Yyour birth and the color shirt Yyou're wearing to find out what Yyou did!! *G*

Your birth month
Body: JANUARY-----------I KICKED
FEBRUARY---------I TAPPED
MARCH-------------I LICKED
APRIL---------------I SLAPPED
MAY-----------------I DREAMED ABOUT
JUNE----------------I BEAT
JULY-----------------I BITCH SLAPPED
AUGUST------------I KISSED
SEPTEMBER--------I PUNCHED
OCTOBER-----------I RAPED
NOVEMBER---------I BIT
DECEMBER---------I FUCKED

- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON

1--------MY NEIGHBOR
2--------MY FRIENDS PANTS
3--------MYSELF
4--------MY BOYFRIEND
5--------P. DIDDY
6--------A HOBO
7--------YOU
8--------HIM/HER
9--------A WHITE BOY
10-------A BANANA
11-------A HOE
12-------A DUMBASS
13-------A SPOON
14-------A PICKLE
15-------A GANGSTER
16-------A FOOTBALL PLAYER
17-------A MEXICAN
18-------SPONGE BOB
19-------A LESBIAN
20-------A PREP
21-------MY TRUE LOVE
22-------A G
23-------A HOMO
24-------MY SANDWICH
25-------1000 PEOPLE
26-------A NOODLE
27-------MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND/
28------- A LAWN GNOME
29-------A SEXY BITCH
30-------MY EX
31-------MY UNCLE

- COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT

WHITE---------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTER
BLACK----------BECAUSE THAT BITCH STOLE MY TACO
PINK------------BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE
YELLOW--------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
BLUE------------BECAUSE I'M SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT.
GREEN----------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CAN
GRAY------------BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT SHIT
NO SHIRT------BECAUSE I'M JUST PLAIN STUPID
ORANGE--------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL.
RED-------------BECAUSE I WAS HIGH
MAROON-------BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.
BROWN---------BECAUSE I'M EMO
CARAMEL-------BECAUSE CHARLIE TOLD ME TOO.
STRIPED--------BECAUSE YOUR MOM SAID SO
TURQUOISE----BECAUSE I LOVE IT
TAN--------------BECAUSE HE WAS FINE
OTHER-----------BECAUSE IT WAS ILLEGAL