Hahahahaha.
Guess what movie I saw last night?!?! Napoleon Dynamite!
And now I'm obsessed. Wow I really wish I knew people like Napoleon and Pedro and Deb. And I really wish I was that talented to be able to deliver the most ridiculous lines with an absolutely deadpan straight face. Napoleon is my hero.
Eww I was just on imdb.com looking for Napoleon Dynamite quotes and I saw that GUESS WHO is taking Nicole Kidman's place in The Producers?! UMA THURMAN. *gags*. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. Uma Thurman is NOT Ulla. No way. No no no no no no no no no. No.
Napoleon Dynamite Quotes:
Uncle Rico: So what do you think?
Kip: It's pretty cool, I guess.
Uncle Rico: Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state.
Napoleon: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.
Uncle Rico: You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.
Napoleon: You guys are retarded!
Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
Napoleon: You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.
Napoleon: Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore.
Napoleon: I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could probably be drinking whole milk.
Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me?
Napoleon: Heck yes! I'd vote for you.
Pedro: Like what are my skills?
Napoleon: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.
Napoleon: Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills...
Napoleon: Tina, come get some ham!
[Kip is getting his glamour shot]
Kip: Is there some kind of vest that I can wear?
[Napoleon calls home feeling sick]
Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon: No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
Kip: No.
Napoleon: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No, Napoleon.
Napoleon: But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip: See ya.
Napoleon: Ugh! Idiot!
Hahahahahaha I LOVE THAT MOVIE.
And now I'm obsessed. Wow I really wish I knew people like Napoleon and Pedro and Deb. And I really wish I was that talented to be able to deliver the most ridiculous lines with an absolutely deadpan straight face. Napoleon is my hero.
Eww I was just on imdb.com looking for Napoleon Dynamite quotes and I saw that GUESS WHO is taking Nicole Kidman's place in The Producers?! UMA THURMAN. *gags*. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. Uma Thurman is NOT Ulla. No way. No no no no no no no no no. No.
Napoleon Dynamite Quotes:
Uncle Rico: So what do you think?
Kip: It's pretty cool, I guess.
Uncle Rico: Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state.
Napoleon: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.
Uncle Rico: You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.
Napoleon: You guys are retarded!
Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
Napoleon: You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.
Napoleon: Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore.
Napoleon: I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could probably be drinking whole milk.
Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me?
Napoleon: Heck yes! I'd vote for you.
Pedro: Like what are my skills?
Napoleon: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.
Napoleon: Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills...
Napoleon: Tina, come get some ham!
[Kip is getting his glamour shot]
Kip: Is there some kind of vest that I can wear?
[Napoleon calls home feeling sick]
Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon: No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
Kip: No.
Napoleon: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No, Napoleon.
Napoleon: But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip: See ya.
Napoleon: Ugh! Idiot!
Hahahahahaha I LOVE THAT MOVIE.