An unconventional poem

[sweetmeat]

Evelyn

Fart-tastic is a word
You could use to describe evelyn
Tasty cherry tits is a couple words
That'd she'd laugh her ass off over
She's super cool in her jetta
Even with it sex-toy parking brake
She has shoes like Geri Halliwell
And a stalker ex-dildo-head-boyfriend
She likes to listen to funky phat beats
And dance her cherry tits off
At shows like Madonna & Tori

That's all.

It was hard to write that cos Britney was on the tv.