Spy Kids, Cats & Dogs & Jimmy Neutron - exciting, ain't I?

Dec 03, 2001 16:31

My and Evelyn saw Spy Kids when it came out. We weren't planning on it, but we did. It was a weekday night (I believe) and we went just to have some clean fun making fun of kid shit. We saw previews that night. One for Cats & Dogs, which we saw, and liked (QUICK! SMELL MY BUTT!) and then also a preview of some stupid nick film called Jimmy (the crackhead) Neutron. - that was the working title anyway. It looks to be the biggest piece of crap. ever. well maybe not crappier than "Black Night" - WHAAAAAAZZZZZUP!!!! (fuckin budwieser guys stealing Martin's schtick!) Anyway, I'm getting off the subject. Jimmy Neutron looked real dumb. except for one line. The mother & father called each other "sugar booger." Don't know why, but that's pretty fuckin funny.

As for Spy Kids, the girl looked like "Tommy" from 3rd Rock from the Sun. And the boy's name was Juni (however you'd spell it). Which then translated into "Judy Winslow" - which then brough about a mini-discussion of how fucked up it was that Judy just disappeared from Family Matters, she wasn't even written out for christ's sake! poor kid. Whatever happened to her. We kept laughing and being stupid. We were at the very top. This older couple kept looking up and back at us. It's a fuckin' kids movie - they're combined age was in the hundred's! what the hell's there problem. I especially remember laughing at a specifically FUNNY part (as opposed to laughing at everything else from Antonio Bandera's bad acting to the boy-girl playing the little girl) - and they looked back at me! WHAT GAUL! WHAT Hootspa! (sp? for god's sake, SP?). They ended up leaving halfway through. I wonder if it was because of us?

I hope so.

By the end of the movie, people probably hated us, but it couldn't have been more than 10-15 people, right? it was a weekday afterall! WRONG! Somehow there's a secret way to get in movie-theatres without anyone noticing. When the movie ended.. we saw somewhere between 100-120 people stand up. Needless to say we left.

quickly.

the end.
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