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1. Him: "Two days ago you chased a bottle of asprin with a bottle of vodka." Her: "I had a headache".
2. "Littering and....littering and....littering and....littering, and smoking the reefer."
3. "You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity."
4. "It's a truth universally acknowledged that the moment one area of your life is going well, another falls spectacularly to pieces".
5. "We're going to the 'ship! We're going to the 'ship!"
2. "Littering and....littering and....littering and....littering, and smoking the reefer."
3. "You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity."
4. "It's a truth universally acknowledged that the moment one area of your life is going well, another falls spectacularly to pieces".
5. "We're going to the 'ship! We're going to the 'ship!"