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My journal has been resurrected to proclaim the following:
I denounce Tom Cruise and his rock hard ass, abs and other appendages, for marrying that trampy Joey Potter (aka Katie Holmes). My fantasies of her dying not-so-tragically in a blunt-weaponry mishap cannot coincide with my erotic fantisies involving Mr. T. C. Good. freaking. lord. Marrying her? HE IS 42. SHE IS 26. I am 23, so it's even a little disgusting for me to fantasize about him.
...hmm.
I denounce Tom Cruise and his rock hard ass, abs and other appendages, for marrying that trampy Joey Potter (aka Katie Holmes). My fantasies of her dying not-so-tragically in a blunt-weaponry mishap cannot coincide with my erotic fantisies involving Mr. T. C. Good. freaking. lord. Marrying her? HE IS 42. SHE IS 26. I am 23, so it's even a little disgusting for me to fantasize about him.
...hmm.