Another blonde joke
Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar
around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the
bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was now
on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a
ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think
he'll jump?"
Homer said, "You know, I bet he'll jump"
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed 20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're
on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the
guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to
his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her
20 dollars to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's !
your money."
Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this
earlier on the 5
o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think
he 'd do it again."
Homer took the money.
around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the
bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was now
on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a
ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think
he'll jump?"
Homer said, "You know, I bet he'll jump"
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed 20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're
on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the
guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to
his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her
20 dollars to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's !
your money."
Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this
earlier on the 5
o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think
he 'd do it again."
Homer took the money.