It's like the start of a bad joke. Alicia and Kalinda walk into a bar.
"You're depressing," Owen announced. "I love you, but you're depressing. And you're an alcoholic. And I hate to say it, but your needy, depressing alcoholism is cutting into my very busy social life, so..."
"Do you want a table or the bar?" Kalinda asks.
Alicia looks at her askance. Kalinda heads for the bar.
"You know what you need? You need a friend."
"You're my friend," Alicia protested.
"I'm your brother," Owen replied. "Your brother with a hot new boyfriend who has been texting him scandalous things all evening. Here, give me your phone."
"What do you want?" Kalinda asks, settling onto a stool.
"I'm not sure I should have anything," Alicia replies stiffly. "Owen and I consumed... a fair amount of wine."
"Give it back!" Alicia shrieked. "Owen, that's my work phone! You can't drunk text my work people!"
They go with shots of tequila. For old time's sake.
Owen, gleefully evading Alicia's grasping hands, pressed some buttons and held the
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AWWWWWWWWWW! Adorable! XP Bonus points for a drunk Owen! Not Will, but even better, Kalinda! Yay! XP Thanks for sharing! I can just imagine Kalinda all wide eyed, and then smiling.
This made my morning, really. Oh my gosh, this needs to happen. Your Owen is perfect (I hate to say it, but your needy, depressing alcoholism is cutting into my very busy social life, so... -- YES, SO OWEN), and he would totally, totally know that Alicia misses/needs Kalinda, and he would do this. And he SHOULD do this. And omg, the SOFT SPOT I have for awkward post-fallout A/K bar convos. ♥ ♥
So much love. THANK YOU for writing this one; I was really, REALLY hoping someone would, and I couldn't have asked for more.
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"You're depressing," Owen announced. "I love you, but you're depressing. And you're an alcoholic. And I hate to say it, but your needy, depressing alcoholism is cutting into my very busy social life, so..."
"Do you want a table or the bar?" Kalinda asks.
Alicia looks at her askance. Kalinda heads for the bar.
"You know what you need? You need a friend."
"You're my friend," Alicia protested.
"I'm your brother," Owen replied. "Your brother with a hot new boyfriend who has been texting him scandalous things all evening. Here, give me your phone."
"What do you want?" Kalinda asks, settling onto a stool.
"I'm not sure I should have anything," Alicia replies stiffly. "Owen and I consumed... a fair amount of wine."
"Give it back!" Alicia shrieked. "Owen, that's my work phone! You can't drunk text my work people!"
They go with shots of tequila. For old time's sake.
Owen, gleefully evading Alicia's grasping hands, pressed some buttons and held the ( ... )
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So much love. THANK YOU for writing this one; I was really, REALLY hoping someone would, and I couldn't have asked for more.
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