If only Dali could see us now...
Dear Internet,
I know that you're still mad at me for when I dropped off the grid, and I'm very sorry for that. I'm not going to apologize for doing so when you were complaining that I talked to Boyfriend more then I talk to you, because that's just not true. But, I think that we need to move past our differences, and try to make this work. You're my best friend, Internet, and you always will be.
Also, I totally had to share this with you.
(1:33:32 am)j*********:I have kind of a wacky idea for a first date .Care to indulge me with an adventure? I swear I’m not creepy.
(1:34:46 am)B:go for it
(1:35:09 am)j*********:You dress up in a swanky dress. Prom, evening gown, what have you
(1:35:22 am)j*********:I wear a button down shirt and a tie.
(1:35:29 am)j*********:we get coffee, and meet at your place
(1:35:40 am)j*********:then, fully clothed, with our coffee, we hop in your shower and turn the water on
(1:35:58 am)j*********:then we see if we can conduct the standard awkward coffee shop gettingtoknowyou conversation
(1:36:11 am)j*********:and examine how that convo is different, considering the parameters of the encounter
From OK Cupid, Kill Me
Is it weird that I totally would love to do this? First, let's consider the whole surreal experience of getting coffee when dressed to the nines. That in it of itself could be really fun. Add in the whole shower thing, and I think it could be really cool. Especially if you had one of those showers that go into a tub, and you bothered to put a couple of chairs, or even a table and chairs in there to have this whole conversation. The more I think about this, the more I want to do it, take a bunch of photos, and post them everywhere. Including OK Cupid!
Surrealism is fun!
I know that you're still mad at me for when I dropped off the grid, and I'm very sorry for that. I'm not going to apologize for doing so when you were complaining that I talked to Boyfriend more then I talk to you, because that's just not true. But, I think that we need to move past our differences, and try to make this work. You're my best friend, Internet, and you always will be.
Also, I totally had to share this with you.
(1:33:32 am)j*********:I have kind of a wacky idea for a first date .Care to indulge me with an adventure? I swear I’m not creepy.
(1:34:46 am)B:go for it
(1:35:09 am)j*********:You dress up in a swanky dress. Prom, evening gown, what have you
(1:35:22 am)j*********:I wear a button down shirt and a tie.
(1:35:29 am)j*********:we get coffee, and meet at your place
(1:35:40 am)j*********:then, fully clothed, with our coffee, we hop in your shower and turn the water on
(1:35:58 am)j*********:then we see if we can conduct the standard awkward coffee shop gettingtoknowyou conversation
(1:36:11 am)j*********:and examine how that convo is different, considering the parameters of the encounter
From OK Cupid, Kill Me
Is it weird that I totally would love to do this? First, let's consider the whole surreal experience of getting coffee when dressed to the nines. That in it of itself could be really fun. Add in the whole shower thing, and I think it could be really cool. Especially if you had one of those showers that go into a tub, and you bothered to put a couple of chairs, or even a table and chairs in there to have this whole conversation. The more I think about this, the more I want to do it, take a bunch of photos, and post them everywhere. Including OK Cupid!
Surrealism is fun!