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okay, so i wanted to write santa again...its kinda fun. oh and liz, your welcome for the porn.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In July on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last month I put money in shesxdrowning's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for spicycucizzle (-10 points). Last week I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-742 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
sweetieb254
oh and tay- i stole your purse twice...sorry about that...ill give it back.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Monday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In November I helped shesxdrowning hide a body (-173 points). In March I pulled 360tator's hair (-5 points). In October I helped spicycucizzle see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (549 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
sweetieb254
i helped laura (my sis) hide a body...im such a good sister.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In July on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last month I put money in shesxdrowning's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for spicycucizzle (-10 points). Last week I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-742 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
sweetieb254
oh and tay- i stole your purse twice...sorry about that...ill give it back.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Monday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In November I helped shesxdrowning hide a body (-173 points). In March I pulled 360tator's hair (-5 points). In October I helped spicycucizzle see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (549 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
sweetieb254
i helped laura (my sis) hide a body...im such a good sister.