[locked from Old!Roy]
So. Evan's my cousin. Kind of. I about died when I found out. Granted, he's not related to me by blood or anything, but... OOhhhewewew. That's almost like having sex with Uncle Garth. And that's just... EW!
Okay. I am calm. I am a calm, breathing, sane individual. Who had sex with her adopted uncle's son. Right.
Moooving on, I met Hannah today. She was cool. She and I kidnapped Evan and tied him up and Ori got a friend of hers, the God of Manwhores, to prove to Evan once and for all that he really is bi. Hehehehe... Hannah and I should be professional kidnappers. Or porn directors. Cuz, see... Ori gave us cameras and we got it all on TAPE! Ah, bliss....
Oh. And I told Hannah's little sister that if she told on Hannah ever again that I'd break into her room in the middle of the night, remove her head, and leave it on the porch for her parents to find. Unfortunately I don't like the idea of actually killing small children. Medium-to-large-sized is negotiable, hehe. Seriously though, killing kids? Not my style. Absolute torment? Thaaat's more like it. Ava was crying and I put her in the linen closet. She's probably still there. Evil? Moi?..... Yeah, probably.
I love being me.
Okay. I am calm. I am a calm, breathing, sane individual. Who had sex with her adopted uncle's son. Right.
Moooving on, I met Hannah today. She was cool. She and I kidnapped Evan and tied him up and Ori got a friend of hers, the God of Manwhores, to prove to Evan once and for all that he really is bi. Hehehehe... Hannah and I should be professional kidnappers. Or porn directors. Cuz, see... Ori gave us cameras and we got it all on TAPE! Ah, bliss....
Oh. And I told Hannah's little sister that if she told on Hannah ever again that I'd break into her room in the middle of the night, remove her head, and leave it on the porch for her parents to find. Unfortunately I don't like the idea of actually killing small children. Medium-to-large-sized is negotiable, hehe. Seriously though, killing kids? Not my style. Absolute torment? Thaaat's more like it. Ava was crying and I put her in the linen closet. She's probably still there. Evil? Moi?..... Yeah, probably.
I love being me.