The kind of guys that I attract
Okay so the weekend before last I went to the movies with Lauren - She was up from NC visiting her family for Thanksgiving. We went to the movies to see New Moon because we have this whole Twilight thing. As I am on the metro heading to New Carrollton this guy is standing by the train doors. He looks in my direction and decides that he wants to sit next to me.
His fingernails are longer than mine and they are yellow. His nose looks like he hasn't cleaned it in a month of Sundays and he smells bad. I have on headphones listening to music and I am playing around on my phone - pretty much doing everything under the sun to ignore this guy. He asks me what my name is - I tell him. He asks me what I'm listening too - I ignore the question and when he keeps pestering me I say "music." He then proceeds to talk about his baby momma. He asks me for my number and I say "No." He then proceeds to talk to his friend sitting in the seat in front of him about needless shit to make himself feel better. He also talks about how he is better than most other guys.
He asks me where my other half is - at this point I am desperate for this douche to leave me alone so I say he's in Florida visiting his parents for Thanksgiving. He asks why we aren't together and I tell him it's because our families are in different states. He then goes to say that this is unacceptable and if we were together I would have to be with him. I then go on to say it doesn't always work like that and describe my relationship with my "boyfriend." How kind, caring, and hot he his. I tell him we have been together for 3 years and that we are apartment hunting together, etc.
I was on the train for 30 minutes and this guy just did not get it. When we got to New Carrollton I all but ran off the train and to Lauren.
Why me? Arrggh.
His fingernails are longer than mine and they are yellow. His nose looks like he hasn't cleaned it in a month of Sundays and he smells bad. I have on headphones listening to music and I am playing around on my phone - pretty much doing everything under the sun to ignore this guy. He asks me what my name is - I tell him. He asks me what I'm listening too - I ignore the question and when he keeps pestering me I say "music." He then proceeds to talk about his baby momma. He asks me for my number and I say "No." He then proceeds to talk to his friend sitting in the seat in front of him about needless shit to make himself feel better. He also talks about how he is better than most other guys.
He asks me where my other half is - at this point I am desperate for this douche to leave me alone so I say he's in Florida visiting his parents for Thanksgiving. He asks why we aren't together and I tell him it's because our families are in different states. He then goes to say that this is unacceptable and if we were together I would have to be with him. I then go on to say it doesn't always work like that and describe my relationship with my "boyfriend." How kind, caring, and hot he his. I tell him we have been together for 3 years and that we are apartment hunting together, etc.
I was on the train for 30 minutes and this guy just did not get it. When we got to New Carrollton I all but ran off the train and to Lauren.
Why me? Arrggh.